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Kate’s Vanilla Oats: for people with problems

So you've got some problems you need solved: You want a high-protein meal You’re really hungry You want comfort food. Well, read on! This recipe will solve all of your problems, and more! KATE’S VANILLA OATS: FOR PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS Prep time: 1 minute Cooking time: 3 minutes Serves: 1 Step One Scoop some vanilla… Continue reading Kate’s Vanilla Oats: for people with problems

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Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India

Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer |  Courtenay Place public toilets | Fringe Bar The service here's great With waiters in crisp white shirts All "yes ma’am", "no sir". Taking our orders Our waiter murmurs questions Voice low and soothing. His words float gently It’s… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India

chatting, life

Seeking person of skill to help me build my invention

My mother drives us to the mall. She parks the car somewhere. Hours later we emerge, blinking into the sun, shopping bags hooked in our elbows, feeling vaguely queasy from both the foodcourt buffet and at the idea of the credit card bill. The half hour search for the car begins. I trail behind her,… Continue reading Seeking person of skill to help me build my invention