So you've got some problems you need solved: You want a high-protein meal You’re really hungry You want comfort food. Well, read on! This recipe will solve all of your problems, and more! KATE’S VANILLA OATS: FOR PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS Prep time: 1 minute Cooking time: 3 minutes Serves: 1 Step One Scoop some vanilla… Continue reading Kate’s Vanilla Oats: for people with problems
“Hey, did you know that if you squeeze an egg with one hand, longways, not sideways, you cannot crack it?” the boy asks, his pale blue eyes innocent and wide. The girl is dubious, but curiosity prevails, and so she fetches an egg from the fridge. Standing over the sink, she squeezes it lengthways as… Continue reading Budgie smuggling
Welcome to a series in which I review public bathrooms in haiku form. Previous editions: Fork & Brewer | Courtenay Place public toilets | Fringe Bar The service here's great With waiters in crisp white shirts All "yes ma’am", "no sir". Taking our orders Our waiter murmurs questions Voice low and soothing. His words float gently It’s… Continue reading Haiku reviews of public bathrooms: Great India
When I wake up in the morning, I am in a state of foggy confusion for the first hour. I shuffle from room to room, arbitrarily picking things up and putting them down again, wincing if my flatmates speak louder than a whisper. I think it is my body’s way of managing to stay almost-asleep… Continue reading Dread over heels
My mother drives us to the mall. She parks the car somewhere. Hours later we emerge, blinking into the sun, shopping bags hooked in our elbows, feeling vaguely queasy from both the foodcourt buffet and at the idea of the credit card bill. The half hour search for the car begins. I trail behind her,… Continue reading Seeking person of skill to help me build my invention
Welcome to Episode 2 of The Adventures of Ducky and Bob. Catch up with Episode 1, with Director's Commentary on or off. Has Bob found a job yet? Why is Ducky so goddamn serious all the time? Is this the worst thing on the internet? Tune in next time to find out!