haiku

Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fork & Brewer

THE FORK AND BREWER Wellington, New Zealand The Fork and Brewer Men with suits and fancy beers Find it on Bond Street. My dinner was good But we’re not here to talk food Nor décor nor staff. We’re here to review Using the form of haiku How good were the loos? (Don’t get your hopes… Continue reading Haiku Reviews of Public Bathrooms: Fork & Brewer

pet peeves

Open Letters to my Pet Peeves

To: My pet peeves Attn: That person texting and walking You trudge along next to the road, playing with something on your smartphone—maybe you're texting whatsername, maybe you're stalking some dude on Facebook. You realise that you're holding up foot traffic and putting yourself at risk of walking into a park bench, so you sort of… Continue reading Open Letters to my Pet Peeves

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Things You Can’t Do With a Tractor

Because sometimes it is nice to appreciate something while still accepting its limitations. perform open heart surgery on an obese gentleman raise a flock of ducklings after their mother is killed by sadistic child make a compelling documentary about human morality throughout the ages accidentally raise the dead by discovering the Necronomicon in your grandfather's… Continue reading Things You Can’t Do With a Tractor