Things You Can’t Do With a Tractor

Because sometimes it is nice to appreciate something while still accepting its limitations.

1. perform open heart surgery on an obese gentleman
2. raise a flock of ducklings after their mother is killed by sadistic child
3. make a compelling documentary about human morality throughout the ages
4. accidentally raise the dead by discovering the Necronomicon in your grandfather’s attic
5. retrieve the watch of a loved one in a deep-sea diving adventure.

Note: this list is by no means comprehensive.